Hop aboard the Hot Mess Express, Sisters, and welcome to the club!

Do you wake up with night sweats at 3:26 a.m., overstimulated, mad at anything breathing, and ready to put the world on notice? Do you forget the words you are saying as you are saying them? If you have a she-shed and no longer care about clothes that fit or cellulite on your legs (legs is legs!), then welcome to the club—the We Do Not Care Club (WDNC). You’re now a card-carrying member with an exclusive invite to the big­gest hormonal party in town. This club is for all of our Sisters in perimenopause, menopause, and post­menopause who are over it. Here is a list* of things We Do Not Care about today:

Shaving our legs. That's on our summer bucket list. Winter is here. Plucking our chin hair. If we can't see it, neither can you. Wearing bras. Be happy we have a shirt on. Wearing PJs all day. Clothes is clothes. Being on time. Be happy that I showed up -- I don't even want to be here. Cancelled plans. We didn't want to go anywhere anyway. If you're cold. Don't even think about touching that thermostat.

Details

• Author: Melani Sanders
• Publisher: Harvest
• Print Type: Hardcover
• Page Count: 256 pages
• ISBN-13: 978-0063492639